| Things that are just stupid: 1)putting on leathers to go 5 miles to the "cool" burger place 2)putting on chaps during the summer,to go 5 miles to the "cool" burger place 3)having your shirt match your jacket,which matches your chaps,that matches your boots and gloves,then pull out a "H-D" cap when you take a break from your 5 mile ride 4)acting like you're cool or tough because you can spend 20+K 5)...."factory custom".... 6)any man who wouldn't let his woman have a lesbian fling 7)any woman who would do that and not show me pics or tell the story....in detail 8)middle-aged-professional-white-male walking around in a 'do-rag'....what the...?...he drove his BMW to the bar! 9)a closet of "live to ride" crap and about 37 miles on the bike...'scuse me...the "Harley-Davidson" in the garage 10)calling a $60,000 custom bike a chopper,it probably isn't 11)my best friend always giving me shit about the 'Black Widows' in "Every which way but loose"...them's ma' boys! 12)Marlon Brando in "The Wild One" 13)Lakers fans that have never lived in L.A. 14)most cops 15)bikes full of webbing.yes,it's fuckin' old already 16)people in CA wearing OCC because it's local 17)a 300 series tire on a bike dubbed "old-school" 18)the fucking term "old school",it has lost all meaning 19)chopper magazines that have a policy of no nude women 20)using hand signals when you have blinkers 21)blinkers 22)Discovery Channel's slow murder of the chopper 23)assemblers who think they are master builders 24)pot bellied strippers,do a fuckin' situp please 25)bikers + religion....please 26)dipshits...HOG rallies...stock bikes and attitudes!!! 27)all you queerbaits out there going out of your way to look and act like a scumbag because it's "cool" WTF? 28)people who don't let you merge onto the freeway and can't understand why bikers are such assholes 29)you motherfuckers and cunts that drive with a cel phone in your ear.Come on,at 7am,who really wants to hear your voice?If you are thinking to yourself "I'm very alert when I talk on my cel while driving"...no you aren't. You are simply less aware than you realize.fuck you. |
| Please remember that these are only my opinions.I do not ask that you agree,because I don't care. |
| Things that are cool: 1)apparel from whatever small shop that you admire or support,not just trying to fit in with what's cool on tv 2)people who help others when there's trouble,and not act like an asshole on two wheels 3)Lee Marvin in "The Wild One" ,I really liked that guy.Hell,he was good in everything 4)any Eastwood movie except "Bridge's over ...madison county"......why?....why?... 5)a bike that the rider built or modified 6)a bike built from an idea,not a picture 7)motors that bleed,nothing beats real iron 8)me winning the lotto 9)wild carb setups,even if they never run right 10)short exhaust,long exhaust,anything but stock 11)women you know experimenting with another woman,and telling you about it(or has pics)...yes,I have issues!!!..and I love it!!! 12)cops that give warnings 13)hacksaws,welders,grinders 14)the look on someones face when you take these tools to a perfectly good bike 15)Doug Christie bitch slappin' Rick Fox 16)after all the years,Indian Larry still built real choppers...it CAN be done!!!! 17)Dudes that can visualize something wicked,and make it happen 18)Hand signals because you have no blinkers 19)no panties,no bra,half drunk bitch 20)230,rigid,springer 21)"Build-or-Bust",except with Jesse Rooke 22)Me finally on my own,with my own parts 23)My buddies puttin' up with my shit,lettin' me owe them money for months on end 24)Orangutans that smack bikers 25)the Black Widows,my boys! 26)strippers who care about their appearance 27)strippers that go down on my wife 28)seeing my parts on someone elses bike |
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